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I'm not ya girl but ill be ya shawty

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While u scream at ur woman, there's a man wishing he could whisper softly in
her ear. While u humiliate, offend & insult her,there's a man
flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is.While u hurt
her,there's a man knowing he could LOVE her like no one else. While u
make ur woman cry,there's a man stealing sm...iles from her...

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If you seen me in the back of the police car what would you think the reason would be__________________???

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I kinda want to live near the water. An I aint talking bout the swamp!!!!!

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If we have ever hung out I got mad love for ya. If we still kick I that means I still got ya!!! Man I love my friends an my friends love ME!!! Yea I can't stand florida weather sometimes. BUT aint nothing like us florida chick we one of a kind an no comparison!!!#just saying

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Burn the damn quran. Let's see what happens honestly the government can't stop it. Violating a burn permit isn't a arresting offense its at most 200$ fine. They are outraged? Does the absurdity of this entire event escape everyone?

So, what's your point?

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Not dwelling on the past at all no more everything from this point I'm moving on with my life not just guy wise I mean everything!!its all bout the present the future cuz FB I know God is gonna bless me with what ever comes my way!!! #IM Moving forward as soon as this is posted!

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"Everything come to the light ull see!! So pay attention!! Its part of the program!! I'm a blessing"

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I aint got time for BS aint got time for games that's why I stay in my own lane. Kelz don't speak to many sorry I aint friendly just how I am !!!

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He my lil runnin back BUT he know I'm running that!

I keep getting the best material from this one person. Score!

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For yall that don't know what soul food is ....... Let me explain :::: its something that is cooked with so much love that it make u feel so GOOD when it go thru ya stomach!!!! Make you smile! An ya know the person that cooked it know that they love ya if ya ever taste a bite of their cookin!! Not everybody get a tatse of soul food!! Soul food: LOVE #IM JUST SAYIN!!!!! :)

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Everyone needs a friend Like me!

Conceited much?

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How is it that people feel democracy is ethical? Why do we sanction mob rule? That's basically all the 'majority' is. So basically through our sanctioning of voting and democracy we are saying the many will always know what is best over the few? Or even the individual? I prefer to believe the individual knows what's best for him/he

Someone just wants to start a fight. Good job. This kid is a gold mine. More from him soon.

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Its funny how what u think is "LOVE" can make u HEARTLESS... I will never let my guard down ever again fool me once shame on u fool me twice shame on me fool me 3 times I don't strike out trust I aint going be round!! I am a strong women I know what I deserve!

Next time, let's try a little more punctuation.

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Sliders pull off win this morning 11 to 1. Woohoo!. Keep praying. We play again at 11. Got to win to stay alive.

Interpretation: Pray for my daughters solftball team to win!

Uhhhhhhh.

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Better yet ima leave that drama for myspace I aint going to let u ruin my night I feel to good!!!! Ima throw them deuces!!!!

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okay, im def not smiling anymore. wtf, fmitff gdmf!!!!!!

What does "fmitff" mean?

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I'm running my first marathon ever in the morning! 26.2 miles here i come. Lord I need you I need you I need you.

I really like the person who posted this. I just thought it was humorous.

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit...wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...

Thank you, Brett Houston for this contribution to Sorry Boutcha Facebook.

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Oh young love...

not sick anymore. i miss you.♥ AMYYY ♥ Im always there, take a look around, im the sunshine in your hair, im the shadow on the ground, im the beat in your heart, im the wisper in the wind, AND ILL BE THERE UNTIL THE END, cant you feel the LOVE that WE share. Im Already there. ♥ AMYYY ♥ ♥ 12/26/2009 ♥