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I'm not ya girl but ill be ya shawty

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While u scream at ur woman, there's a man wishing he could whisper softly in
her ear. While u humiliate, offend & insult her,there's a man
flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is.While u hurt
her,there's a man knowing he could LOVE her like no one else. While u
make ur woman cry,there's a man stealing sm...iles from her...

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If you seen me in the back of the police car what would you think the reason would be__________________???

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I kinda want to live near the water. An I aint talking bout the swamp!!!!!

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If we have ever hung out I got mad love for ya. If we still kick I that means I still got ya!!! Man I love my friends an my friends love ME!!! Yea I can't stand florida weather sometimes. BUT aint nothing like us florida chick we one of a kind an no comparison!!!#just saying

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Burn the damn quran. Let's see what happens honestly the government can't stop it. Violating a burn permit isn't a arresting offense its at most 200$ fine. They are outraged? Does the absurdity of this entire event escape everyone?

So, what's your point?

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Not dwelling on the past at all no more everything from this point I'm moving on with my life not just guy wise I mean everything!!its all bout the present the future cuz FB I know God is gonna bless me with what ever comes my way!!! #IM Moving forward as soon as this is posted!

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"Everything come to the light ull see!! So pay attention!! Its part of the program!! I'm a blessing"

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Lol ima always speak to my dawg even though I aint seen ya ass in some yrs but when I see ya best believe kelz goin speak lol

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I aint got time for BS aint got time for games that's why I stay in my own lane. Kelz don't speak to many sorry I aint friendly just how I am !!!

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He my lil runnin back BUT he know I'm running that!

I keep getting the best material from this one person. Score!

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For yall that don't know what soul food is ....... Let me explain :::: its something that is cooked with so much love that it make u feel so GOOD when it go thru ya stomach!!!! Make you smile! An ya know the person that cooked it know that they love ya if ya ever taste a bite of their cookin!! Not everybody get a tatse of soul food!! Soul food: LOVE #IM JUST SAYIN!!!!! :)

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Everyone needs a friend Like me!

Conceited much?

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How is it that people feel democracy is ethical? Why do we sanction mob rule? That's basically all the 'majority' is. So basically through our sanctioning of voting and democracy we are saying the many will always know what is best over the few? Or even the individual? I prefer to believe the individual knows what's best for him/he

Someone just wants to start a fight. Good job. This kid is a gold mine. More from him soon.

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Its funny how what u think is "LOVE" can make u HEARTLESS... I will never let my guard down ever again fool me once shame on u fool me twice shame on me fool me 3 times I don't strike out trust I aint going be round!! I am a strong women I know what I deserve!

Next time, let's try a little more punctuation.

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Sliders pull off win this morning 11 to 1. Woohoo!. Keep praying. We play again at 11. Got to win to stay alive.

Interpretation: Pray for my daughters solftball team to win!

Uhhhhhhh.

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Better yet ima leave that drama for myspace I aint going to let u ruin my night I feel to good!!!! Ima throw them deuces!!!!

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okay, im def not smiling anymore. wtf, fmitff gdmf!!!!!!

What does "fmitff" mean?

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31,single, Dont Smoke , , Dont do the Party Scene I live and work here in bowling green for an automotive company. ill be a ISSA certified personal trainer very soon :) ! Im into to health and fitness 100% and on a 5 day gym schedule

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I'm running my first marathon ever in the morning! 26.2 miles here i come. Lord I need you I need you I need you.

I really like the person who posted this. I just thought it was humorous.

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit...wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...

Thank you, Brett Houston for this contribution to Sorry Boutcha Facebook.

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Oh young love...

not sick anymore. i miss you.♥ AMYYY ♥ Im always there, take a look around, im the sunshine in your hair, im the shadow on the ground, im the beat in your heart, im the wisper in the wind, AND ILL BE THERE UNTIL THE END, cant you feel the LOVE that WE share. Im Already there. ♥ AMYYY ♥ ♥ 12/26/2009 ♥

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HE TRYNA GET BAKK LIKE DA SOILDERS....DREAMIN... N ITS TYME DA WAKE HIM UP LIKE FOLGERS

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You are my sun, you are my moon. You make me laugh, sing, swoon. My days get brighter when you are near, each beat of my heart I know you here. When Im lost I call for you knowing you are calling too. Even when you are hard to see, its as though your right next to me. You are what chase the clouds away, makes light shine through a rainy day. You have stars in your eyes, gazing at them makes my heart cry. I hate to be away from you, and I know that you hate it too. And anytime you come around you always manage to light up the town. I'll always love you more than life itself, you alone and no one else!

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huh?

O LETS DO IT WHERE THEY DO THAT AT.....LOL AT THESE PEPLE

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To the light of my life: Good morning. As i watch the sun shine through my window pane i always know that seeing you is like being lit up brighter than the sun. You are my complete and utter joy, you make me smile!! Today i will be praying that your day is as blessed and wonderful as you are!

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Gross.

a southern girl is a girl who knows full and well that she can open a door for herself, but prefers for the gentleman to do it because it demonstrates a sense of respect. after all, every girl wants to be treated like a princess. she knows how to make sweet tea and breakfast while telling you everything about her SEC team of choice and who they're playing next saturday. she picks her battles and fights with the heart of a pit-bull while still maintaining southern grace and elegance. her mystique is that of a soft-spoken, mild-mannered southern belle who could direct an army, loves her mama, and will always be daddy's little girl.

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I for real just saw this as a status update:

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status

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Score!!

Hey y'all. Well... The majority of y'all know me but some of you guys I don't even know at all. lol. I reckon that's just how this thing here works. Anyway... About me... Well I'm about a month and a half away from turnin 19 and ain't really got shit to show for it yet except for my incredible boyfriend and the fact that I ain't with momma anymore. lol. I drink and smoke, party way too much, (yeah... turns out that's possible. lol.) and watch a whole ton of movies. Ain't life grand? Haha. I really ain't nothin more than me. I like catchin up with old friends and makin new ones. The beach and the mountains are my sanctuaries. I hate bein anywhere else and try to get to both as often as possible. It sucks that that ain't too often. I love bon fires on the river or down back roads and I like to go boggin whenever I can. I've even been known to take my car through holes that my friends' trucks got stuck in. lol. But anyway, I reckon that's all for now. Holler at me in a text or a message on here. Much love. :)